{"product_id":"clstrfck-2-full-set","title":"CLSTRFCK 2 - Full Set","description":"\u003cp\u003eFull Runs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAny purchase will get all 49 cards in the selected printing with additional extras like stickers, foils, and glow-in-the-dark cards. \"Extra Incomplete\" cards are not included.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThere will be limited printings of 100% foil sets (15) and 100% glow sets (3)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCLSTRFCK 2\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI never planned to make a second CLSTRFCK. The first set was a one-and-done joke, a free answer to a Secret Lair drop that sold out in minutes and went straight to scalpers. I had a ball making it, and when it was done I still had ideas: art I hadn't used, card names that kept making me laugh, jokes that hadn't found a frame yet. Then the first release took off far beyond anything I expected. So here we are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCLSTRFCK 2 is bigger and better, and it's just as free. There are 49 new cards, and every one is a physical object built from scratch: cut, collaged and assembled by hand from public-domain and free-use artwork, then photographed and cleaned up so you can print your own. They take familiar card names and rules-text conventions and turn them into something stranger. There's even a pair of panorama Islands that join into one picture when you put them side by side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery card also comes in a contrast-swapped inverted finish, plus a matching foil layer for anyone who wants to get fancy with their printing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs a bonus, the download includes 28 \"create your own\" cards. These are the partially made cards I ended up with: the art is placed, and the rest is up to you. Name them, write the rules text, make them as broken or as useless as you like, and share what you come up with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePay what you want, including nothing. This exists because the joke deserved a sequel, not because it needs to make money. Download, giggle, finish the blanks or don't, print, play... go have fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLegal disclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCLSTRFCK 2 is an independent, unofficial fan project created as parody and commentary. It is not produced, authorized, sponsored, or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Hasbro, MSCHF, or any of their affiliates. \"Magic: The Gathering,\" \"Secret Lair,\" and related names are trademarks of their respective owners and are referenced here solely to identify and comment on the release that inspired this project — not to suggest any affiliation with or endorsement by those companies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll artwork in this set is original or drawn from public-domain and free-use sources; no copyrighted card art, mana symbols, set symbols, card frames, or MSCHF artwork have been used or reproduced. Some card names and rules-text conventions are used in a transformative, parodic way as commentary on the source material. This project is offered for free, personal, non-commercial use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you are a rights holder with a concern about this project, please contact DarrylIsAHermit@gmail.com and I will address it promptly, including removing the project on request.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hermit's Handmade Hobbies","offers":[{"title":"Basic - Heavy Cardstock","offer_id":67574429909289,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Quality - Woven Smudgeless Photo Stock","offer_id":67574429942057,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"EXTRA SPARKLE - 100% foil - Limited","offer_id":67574429974825,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Glow-In-The-Dark - Because why not! - Extremely limited","offer_id":67574430007593,"sku":null,"price":199.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0949\/3364\/7657\/files\/CLSTRFCK2_cover_1260x1000_81792a74-d8ba-4218-835a-feea2dff903e.png?v=1791299388","url":"https:\/\/hermitcards.com\/products\/clstrfck-2-full-set","provider":"Hermit's Handmade Hobbies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}